Posted by Michael on February 18, 2010

WOW! Look at Pammie go! She looks amazing
Pammie is now 42, but is doesnt look it! She was doing the New York Fashion Week catwalk for the Richie Rich A-Muse AW 2010 collection. She is super-hot
What do you think?
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Posted by Michael on February 12, 2010

Hey everyone!
How are you today? Did you see that the girl everyone hates (but she doesnt seem to realise it) Jordan is back on our TV again…Why doesnt she get it, we are sick of the sight of her! Go away, and dont come back in a hurry.
I have decided to show you how to look like Jordan, or Katie Price, whatever you want to call her.

Ok step 1 is obviously the chicken fillets. These are to make your breasts look as big and more importantly as fake as possible. Looking fake is the big key here.

The next thing is the hair. It would be just wrong of you to only go out in your own hair. Go and buy some more.

Aaah the makeup. Now the trick here is to apply as much as possible. Remember MORE IS BETTER! We are talking the full works here, eyeliner, massive amounts of eye shadow, foundation, Boots and Superdrug should have their shelves cleared. When using the Lipstick dont be shy, you need a good few layers on. Lastly, dont forget those fake eyelashes. When they arent in use, you can always put them on your daughter

This is your tool for applying the makeup. It should do the job fine

This part is crucial to the look, fake tan. You MUST apply enough to make yourself at least orange, possibly darker. You should be glowing like you are radioactive. It must never look natural.



Posted by Michael on January 29, 2010

This is a cute t-shirt for girls, and i could give this tee to so many girls i have known in the past…Probably all of them!
Little Miss Late T-Shirt, by Junk Food. Price: around £25

Posted by Michael on January 22, 2010
ASOS has launched another arm to their expanding website, called ASOS Curve. Here you will find clothing in sizes 20-26. This has just launched today, and with a few pieces on offer. There have been mixed reviews of it on ASOS, with fair critism of a lack of products and colours. But this is only the first day, so i expect the product range to get more extensive from next week.
I think they missed a trick on the name, they could of called it curvee or went for a posh sophisticated angle and wrote it as curvée, which are obviously a play on words for curvey.
I like the fitted dresses on this goregous model. It goes to show you that wearing something baggy does not make you look skinny. Wearing a fitted dress is much better looking and gives you tone.
