Posted by Michael on Saturday 27th March, 2010

Hey blog readers!
Its Saturday, and i was up at 8.30! no lie in
Thats because the stupid company which was supposed to send me something on Thursday, didnt. I spent most of yesterday waiting for callbacks, waiting for them to sort things out, and so on. They were shit!
I complained at around 9AM, that my parcel didnt arrive, and they told me someone signed for it! They also said it was reported damaged, not by me i said, I said i never received it, and they said they’d have to look into it. This was a business order, so i needed to get it. Then hours later they told me that it was delivered to the wrong address….Yeah so what are you gonna do about it!? It took them until 3PM to ask a supervisor if they could resend a new order and get the old one back to them…Why couldnt they do that in the first place!!! This is usually standard prictice from the other companies i use.
Me telling them i wouldnt use them ever again probably had something to do with it, i am one of their best customers, and me telling their bosses that they cant sort out a simple problem probably wouldnt of looked good for them!
I was sooo mad yesterday!
Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010
Before
I am a big fan of Sophie Reade. I think she is (naturally) beautiful, doesnt paint 4 or 5 coats of makeup and fake tan on herself, and is a nice girl…All of this and a model!? I know its almost unreal. She won Big Brother 10 last year if you dont know who i am on about
She was on Snog, Marry, Avoid last night on BBC Three…I think she looks fine the way she is, far better than any of the usual or stereotypical models.
Anyway she went on, and this is what she looked like after….

So what do we think: Snog Marry or Avoid? And which is better?
I like both actually, but i prefer blondes so i like “before”…And i would snog both, then marry both, then snog both some more…If we got divorced i would then avoid her, shes not getting half of me!
I dont like that dess either, the part where her breasts are looks weird cos they are so big!
Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010

Nooooooo! ITV have decided to axe the cult TV Show, The Bill….To be fair, i havent watched it properly in years….The late 90′s early 00′s were by far the best years; Don Beach, PC Reg Hollis aka Regie Babe and Des, they were the best days of The Bill…It got slightly worse when each cast member left, and now there are more or less none of the old cast left.
The iconic ending of the police walking down the street, the legendary title music, all gone…Well it has been for a while anyway! I wont forget it!
All this as Matt Fincham off the Chris Moyles show who is a fanatic of The Bill, got a guest spot, and now its all over, what a shame!
Oh well, i believe the “golden era” of the bill is still on Sky TV on “Alibi”…So if i ever want i can watch it on there; Maybe they will bring the golden series’ on DVD.
Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010
Heeeeeeey blog!!!
If you know me you know i hate winter and love summer, yeah, i am the original “boy of summer“. I went to Bulgaria a few years ago, strange country. I wrote a review on it which you can find on my blog. Anyway here are some more pics from my phone from the past…Here you will see my amazing hotel, the best hotel i have ever stayed in probably, shame i cant say the same about Sunny Beach.

My hotel, was the Majestic. Its the one on the right of the pic and painted partially pink. These are two of the best (and biggest) hotels in the resort. I cant say for the other one, but the Majestic was amazing, people said it was the best.

Here is is closer up…As you can see, i was quite far away, and still couldnt fit it into the pic! Look at the nice blue sky, aaaaaaaah…

This is my room, it was amazing. It was called a “residance” not a room or apartment. They are (or were) actually available to buy.

My nice bathroom with my products. Look at how clean and tidy i am! LOL!

This is where the magic happens!
My super soft, super lush bed. I miss it
Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010

T – Pain: I’m In Love With A Stripper….
Heeeeey! Hows my blog readers?
More phone pics/stories!
So, last summer some of my friends decided to get a stripper for another friends birthday as a surprise…It was a surprise, even to me, i was only told a few hours before otherwise i would of used a better camera! Sorry for the bad pics, but this was with an iPhone in a bar, bad IQ, no flash…which explains why they are so bad.
Anyway here they are, the girl was alright, good body and had nice breasts, but i guess that comes with the job
If you need a job be a stripper, i think she cost £80 or something, not bad for 10 minutes ‘work’.




Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010

Heeeey!!
How are you?! Its Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday!!
I havent been keeping up with this but here is Fridays retro song…
Its Suggs – Cecilia
I LOVED this song!!!!! I still do!
It brings back memories, and is still a quality pop tune.
“ooooooh Cecilia, i’m down on my knees, i’m begging you please, to come home”
What do you think?
Posted by Michael on Friday 26th March, 2010

Why do Sky keep moving and renaming their movie channels?! Its irritating!!! I have some of them but not all, and now dont really understand which ones i have and which ones i dont.
I noticed today they have moved them round AGAIN and renamed/rebranded some… So now there is “Sky Showcase”, ”DramaRom”, and ”Thriller”.
I have no idea which is which anymore….
I now seem to get Sky Comedy, i swear i didnt get that before so its all good
40 days and 40 nights is currently on
Posted by Michael on Thursday 25th March, 2010

heyyyy!
So we continue with my phone-pic blogging story
If you havent been keeping up, i am going through my mobile phones, showing all the interesting and random pics i have.
I could lie about this pic and say a girl did this….Well it was actually one of my (male) friends. If you give him alcohol, he will bite things!
The redness went down after a day, this pic was taken about 10 minutes after the biting, uuggh!
Posted by Michael on Thursday 25th March, 2010

Tried to get onto YouTube before and for the first time i have ever seen, it is properly down.
Its not just down for a minute, its been down a good while, maybe 10 minutes (for a big site thats eternity) so far, people on Twitter are talking about it.
Wonder whats going on…..
Update 1: Its not just from their site, all videos hosted there seem to be down too, which is expected i suppose.
Update 2: Still down, over an hour later….
Update 3: It come back after around 2 hours

Posted by Michael on Wednesday 24th March, 2010

Hey blog readers!
I asked some people yesterday on my Facebook if they wanted to see the pics which were on that phone i found…It was a girls fone, and there were some naughty pics on it….
Nobody asked to see! I guess the people on my friends list arent as pervy as me!
Shes cute aswell…Oh well. I am all for giving the people what they want, i guess they dont wanna see this
There was also a pic of a mans cock…Maybe if i asked about that more would of said ‘yeah’